I just found this photo on my phone of David Sedaris. This was shot moments before he told me "Well, Mister, there’s two things that I absolutely don’t do: I don’t high five and I don’t get my picture taken with people. That’s a double whammy!” .
the original post, and the other "video" post.
(thanks to Photoshop for the ability to make a super crappy photo almost look artistically cross processed)