So is a real thing on Instagram. Claiming to be the #1 and the #2 account in the city (OH DEAR) the account is run by an anonymous woman who takes the public washroom experience seriously (okay, maybe not so seriously).
For each bathroom featured she offers hilarious commentary along with an overall rating based on a 5 smiley-poop-emoji scale, a ranking on cleanliness out of 5 stars and a flying-money-emoji ranking on "$ to pop a squat". You pretty much have to follow right now.
