Back in 2009 when the world was beginning to train its collective eye on our city for the upcoming Â鶹´«Ã½Ó³»2010 Olympics, local company Dan-D-Pak made a decision to erect a billboard on Main Street that brought quite a few laughs, and likely an equal amount of side-eyes.
Mostly known for their packaged nuts, which you can still buy in every corner of B.C., the billboard said "Grab our Nuts," with an eight-foot-tall photo of a person's hand holding a 275mg container of Dan-D-Pak .
This was pre #metoo, when there wasn't much of a risk for brands who decided to use borderline vulgar jokes about being goosed in their marketing, but it still delivered a jolt.
What was equally shocking was the fact that this seemingly innocent snack brand was not known for clever campaigns and just came out of left field with a ball-grabbing joke. On a gigantic billboard in the middle of the province's largest city, no less.
Today I'd like to go on the record saying that this might have been the best Â鶹´«Ã½Ó³»billboard of all time. Not because of the grabbing pun (I've give it a 2/10 on the Dad Joke scale) but because it came out of nowhere - "best" here could be interchanged with "noteworthy."
At the time it went up I thought it was so ridiculous that they used a double entendre on a gigantic billboard that I shot a photo and tucked it away in my folder of archival images that I knew I might draw upon someday in the future. Every few years when I go looking through my files I stumble upon it and my eyes get wide again.
Today was one of those days and, now almost 14 years later, I feel obligated to present to you this image of a billboard that shows somebody grabbing Dan-D-Pak's... excellent and satisfying local product.
Enjoy your snack.