K&K continues its hard-hitting investigative series examining the campaign videos of 麻豆传媒映画mayoral candidates running in the Oct. 20 election.
So far we鈥檝e dissected Hector Bremner's , Wai Young鈥檚 fondness for , Ken Sim鈥檚 and Ian Campbell鈥檚 eerie, along a desolate beach.
Next up is mayoral frontrunner and former MP for Burnaby-South Kennedy Stewart.
Stewart鈥檚 pleasantly lit video is a bit sleepy, stuffed with housing policy and shots of city high-rises. But what caught our eye is just how damn sad Stewart looks when he casts his droopy gaze over the municipal kingdom he so dearly wants to rule.
How sad is it?
Well, we鈥檝e looped the clips in question together and threw 鈥檚 sad-sack song 鈥淕ymnopedia No. 1鈥� over top to give it the full effect.
That got us thinking. What sorts of sad things could Stewart be thinking about when he stares off into the distance? Here鈥檚 what we鈥檝e come up with:
- 鈥淲hat have I gotten myself into.鈥�
- 鈥淕od, that sure kicked my emotions in the gonads.鈥�
- 鈥淚 wonder how much a sun lamp costs?鈥�
- 鈥淚 should not have given and my personal email address.鈥�
- 鈥淚鈥檝e been to paradise, but I鈥檝e never been to me.鈥�
- 鈥淭his whole keto diet is really bringing me down.鈥�
- 鈥淚 wonder if the name of my old band 鈥� State of Mind 鈥� held us back. We should have called ourselves Hero Sandwich like I first suggested. Things could鈥檝e been so different. I could鈥檝e been half-cut on a tour bus right now instead of wearing this suit and trying to look confident and dependable and like I give a crap about diversifying Vancouver鈥檚 residential inventory.鈥�
- 鈥淢an, I can鈥檛 believe Rick didn鈥檛 kill Negan when he had the chance.鈥�
- 鈥淏roccoli, almond milk, eggs, dish soap鈥︹��
- 鈥淚 know it says it right in the name, but that No Frills store on Broadway and Alberta could really use some sprucing up.鈥�
- 鈥淓veryone in this entire city will one day be dead.鈥�
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