This weekend鈥檚 snowpocalypse may have been brief, but it perfectly illustrated the four levels of snow rage unique to 麻豆传媒映画when faced with the inconvenience of inclement weather.听
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Level one: elation
For many Vancouverites, an initial dusting of snow triggers feelings of child-like wonder, best expressed on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram.
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And like children still wrestling with object permanence, we think the world revolves around us and the photos of our snow-covered yards, sidewalks and streets are completely unique and different from the thousands and thousands of freshly dumped snow photos taken of yards, sidewalks and streets across the city. It鈥檚 a magical time. 听
Level two: inconvenience
Sure, snow is great for making everything look pristine and fluffy for about an hour, and we get to wear cool looking parkas and toques, but once it slows down traffic, delays SkyTrains and crams buses with soggy people, snow is supremely lame. Lamer than the and the march of time we so desperately want to stop. Heck, we might even express how lame snow is on Facebook or try to tweet shame TransLink for not having enough busses or failing to equip their SkyTrains with wicked snow plows or snow-melting lasers. That would be sweet.
Waitin' for the bus in the snow...鈥嶁檪锔忊灐锔忊槂锔�
鈥� Ray (@raythedesigner)
Level three: photos of plowed bike lanes
Like chum to a shark-infested pool, alongside unplowed city streets stir up an internet of breath-taking ferocity. The nerve! The indignity!
Not a joke! Snow is cleared from bike lanes before streets, thanks to .Roads are used by ambulances,police cars,fire trucks,transit buses and cars. How many bikes road this lane today? October can鈥檛 come soon enough
鈥� Melissa De Genova (@MelissaDeGenova)
Sure, you can find plenty of examples of plowed streets alongside unplowed bike lanes, and driving a car in the snow is a lot easier than riding bike.
I can take random and misleading pictures too!
鈥� YVRYIMBY (@yvryimby)
But don鈥檛 let level-headedness and patience calm the storm blustering inside of you, especially if it's telling you that you have been wronged by the city, inept government or the deep state, and not Mother Nature. Bonus points for using the term 鈥淢ayor Moonbeam.鈥� It really signals you see the bigger picture, one where the mayor makes a call on his secret phone from his mountain lair, 鈥淵es, you heard me correctly. Plow the bike lanes. All of them. And make sure you don鈥檛 touch any of those streets used by four-wheeled climate killers.鈥�
Level four: amnesia
Like getting purified by the waters of , let the snow-melting rain and sunshine wash over you. Snow? What snow? Plowed bike lanes? I don鈥檛 know what you鈥檙e talking about. Take a look at these cherry blossoms and crocuses. Man, 麻豆传媒映画is the best. Isn鈥檛 this a gorgeous lunch I鈥檓 eating from a restaurant鈥檚 outdoor patio? Thanks for asking 鈥� it鈥檚 kelp-encrusted Korean-fried chicken with beet root coulis and whalebone marrow gravy. #blessed #nofilter 听听听听听
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