Today the City of 麻豆传媒映画issued a declaring patio season is in full swing.
鈥淪ummer is in full swing and now is the time to get outside and discover a new patio or to visit an old favourite,鈥� commanded in the hot and bothered release.
So the mayor is a patio guy. 听
The thing is, as hard as we tried, we couldn鈥檛 find a single photo on the internet of Robertson sans shirt, soaking up the rays in all his patio-loving glory.
After typing 鈥淕regor Robertson鈥� and 鈥渟hirtless鈥� into Google Images, the closest we came to a pic of Gregor鈥檚 chiselled dad abs was a from 2016 featuring Robertson in a purple sleeveless tank top at the Pride Parade. And as our dad told us many times during our childhood, 鈥淎 sleeveless purple tank top is not the same as shirtlessness.鈥�
You can also find a few pics of Gregor's tank top on Instagram.
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However, when we searched 鈥淕regor Robertson鈥� and 鈥渃hest,鈥� we discovered a Photoshopped pic on the satirical website depicting the mayor naked in front of a podium with the headline 鈥淣ude Gregor Robertson ruins Gregor Robertson press conference.鈥� It鈥檚 a good facsimile, but we are pretty sure the mayor does not wax. At least we hope he doesn鈥檛.
We couldn鈥檛 even find a photo of Robertson in a pair of gaunch, shorts or lederhosen.
What鈥檚 he trying to hide?
So we鈥檙e appealing to the internet. Anyone out there with a picture of Robertson without a shirt, tweet it our way with the hashtag #shirtlessgregor. We鈥檒l repost what we find, provided it鈥檚 family friendly and not illegal.
Think of it as an exercise in democracy and a celebration of patio season, which is apparently in full swing. Namaste.
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