For some reason, the internet has been all abuzz around IHOP鈥檚 recent rebranding efforts 鈥� temporary as they may be.
More than a few people have noticed the new logo looks eerily like a , including said tampon brand.
You know, this iHob logo now looks like the logo we have here for tampons.
鈥� Stacy (@crucifiedx)
But that鈥檚 none of my business. 鈽曪笍
But mostly the idle chatter has concerned the impenetrable mystery that has apparently shrouded the letter 鈥渂鈥� in the much-maligned eatery鈥檚 new name, IHOb.
Well, it was revealed finally with great fanfare that the 鈥渂鈥� stands for 鈥渂urgers.鈥� What else would it stand for, you dummies.
Dear Internet, we abbreciate your batience. Now let鈥檚 see who guessed right. B-hold!!!!!
鈥� IHOb (@IHOb)
That said, we would have welcomed anything beginning with the letter b 鈥� our dislike of the bland flapjacks of failure known as pancakes is that strong.
Besides, who wouldn鈥檛 want to waste a few hours of their sad lives in:
- International House of Blood
- International House of Borscht
- International House of Bedsores
- International House of Botulism
- International House of
- International House of Bastards
- International House of Bedwetting
- International House of Bobsledding
- International House of Bacon iconography
- International House of Bad decisions
- International House of Beer-related health risks and poorly thought out food choices
- International House of Body odor.
But you know what we wouldn鈥檛 tolerate? International House of . That word gives us the heebie-jeebies. Try using it on a date and you will be sleeping alone that night. Trust us.
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