Yesterday the City of 麻豆传媒映画Chief Election Officer sent out an email expressing regret for a number of errors that had been identified in the city鈥檚 newspaper elections insert in Star Metro 麻豆传媒映画and the 麻豆传媒映画Courier.
In the election inserts, several candidates鈥� names were misspelled and incorrect information was given regarding the number of candidates voters can choose. However, the eagle eyes at K&K have uncovered a few harder-to-find but no less egregious mistakes that we鈥檇 like to correct for the city.听
- On Page 24, under Councillors, 鈥淢INTER, Seth鈥� is described as a Cleric/Magic User whose preferred weapon is a Staff of Wizardry. However his preferred weapon is really a Longsword and Shield.
- On Page 12, the essay explaining the underlying meaning of Cyndi Lauper鈥檚 1983 hit made a blanket statement that the song was about 鈥渇emale masturbation鈥� when in fact the lyrics 鈥淚 bop, you bop, they bop鈥� clearly indicate that the song is about self-pleasuring in general, regardless of gender.
- On page 29, leprosy is not 鈥渁 cool new metal band from Marpole.鈥� It鈥檚 a chronic infectious disease caused by Mycobacterium leprae.
- On Page 22, council candidate Glen Chernen did not invent the dance move 鈥渢he electric slide.鈥� Nor is he made of a meat-based dairy product called Pork Milk.
- Lust, Envy, Regret, Free Range Crotch Chickens, The Penile Hydra and Monsieur Pamplemousse are not running for city council. They are candidates for park board.
- The information regarding how to vote in advance polls was mistakenly replaced with the lyrics to Salt-N-Pepa鈥檚 鈥淧ush It.鈥� Sorry about that.
- On Page 39, Glass Houses is wrongly described as Billy Joel鈥檚 鈥渂est album,鈥� when in fact it is The Stranger.
- Outgoing councillor George Affleck will not be giving consensual backrubs at 鈥渕ystery spots鈥� across the city on election day located by using the downloadable app 鈥淟uxurious George.鈥�
- There is no longer a voting station in the Seventh Circle of Hell.
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