麻豆传媒映画city council endorsed the Arbutus Greenway design vision and implementation strategy today.
It was filled with lots of ideas generated at
But because we鈥檙e opposed to city hosted events called 鈥渄esign jams鈥� and we have community service most weekends, our modest proposals for the Arbutus Greenway were ignored.
For shame. Here鈥檚 a list of all the awesome things you鈥檙e missing out on. 听
- Renaming the Arbutus Greenway to the Et Tu Brute, Greenway cuz Shakespeare effin鈥� rocks鈥� #RIPJuliusCaeser #JC4EVAH #VANPOLI.
- A velvet roped off area next to of the greenway called 鈥渢he Fortress of Perpetual Lamentation鈥� where Vancouverites can publicly lament the loss of the Ridge Theatre.
- A velvet roped off area next to 鈥渢he Fortress of Perpetual Lamentation鈥� called 鈥渢he Accurate but Still Kinda Dickish Section鈥� where contrarians can ask public lamenters when was the last time they actually paid to see a movie in a theatre.
- A section of the greenway left unpruned and overrun with bushes called the Treasure Trail.
- A giant ball pit like the ones found in IKEA but, inevitably, dirtier and increasingly dangerous to public health, especially for 鈥� what are they called? 鈥� oh yeah, children. 听
- A series of desks where bloggers, influencers and opinion columnists can sit down and write the about 鈥淲hy I鈥檓 (leaving, staying, thinking about leaving, probably going to stay, breaking up with, going to cheat on but beg for forgiveness, renewing my vows with) Vancouver.鈥�
- A plaque or monument that West Side residents and supporters of mayoral candidate can visit whenever they need to grieve or reflect upon their profound sense of loss that reads 鈥淢ayor Moonbeam and the City of Vancouver鈥檚 terrible began here. Never forget.鈥�
- Four words: Drinking Fountains. 听
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