Dont see this show unless you want to laugh your face off. Its rude, rude, rude and funny, funny, funny. If you cant bear to hear the following blanks filled in, Broken Sex Doll is definitely not for you: c**k s***ing, mother-f***ing, son-of-a-bitch, Otherwise, get ready to roll in the aisles. Forget about mascara; youll be wearing it all over your face when the curtain falls.
In this sci-fi, sex comedy musical, a world premiere produced by The Virtual Stage, Â鶹´«Ã½Ó³»playwright Andy Thompson envisions the world in 2136 as a place where everybodys having sex all the time wherever and with whomever they want. Its the age of feelies sensory experiences other people are having that you can download for a price whenever you want. Is someone sexier, better looking than you having better sex? Download it, dude. An ensemble of black leather-clad performers bumps and grinds to Gimme What Youve Got. Its a wow opening number that had folks woo-hooing within minutes.
Oh, alright, like a well-worn bed in a scuzzy Marseille bordello, it sags in places. But the funny bits are so crazily, crudely, where-does-Thompson-get-these-ideas funny that you have to overlook those slower moving scenes. Broken Sex Doll would benefit from cutting and running it straight through without an intermission, and then Thompson should tour it; blow some minds all across the land with, of course, the appropriate warnings. Wouldnt want The Rest of Canadas staid patrons to go into cardiac arrest.
Thompson is a bit of a one-man show: writer, director, producer and set designer (a pile of faux-cinder blocks). But he let Drew Facey stitch up all that black leather right down to butt-revealing thongs on a couple of the guys; and Itai Erdal was allowed to design the rock show lighting while Corwin Ferguson did the video design. The music for a dozen original songs was composed by Anton Lipovetsky, but Thompson wrote the lyrics including Im Gonna Be Big and the heart-wrenchingly funny What the F*** Am I. Rise and Shine was composed and is sung on stilts by Neezar who stars as The King, the top-of-the-sex-charts guy on the weekly TV show, This Week At the Feelies.
Theres a plot and you know where its going but not how its going to get there. The fembot (the Ginger 5000, a female robot) with really amazing abilities down there wants, against all electronic odds, to be loved. Gili Roskies is luscious, red-haired Ginger and the girl can sing, do sexy things, wear metallic turquoise spandex like a hot damn and clutch various boy parts fearlessly.
Benjamin Elliott is Daryl, a geeky, never-gets-lucky guy with the hots for Ginger although he has reservations about having a relationship with an alternative human form. But, hey, Gingers incredible vaginal talents including some mysterious, but repeatedly referred to sparkly thingies is so amazing, how can a horny boy not take advantage? When Ginger makes some adjustments to his wiring so he can no longer use foul language, Daryls resultant f*** is recurring and gets funnier and funnier. Long and lanky, plastic-faced and gumby-bodied, actor/musician Elliott is a winner.
Andy Toth, as The Kings mother-in-a-muumuu, partners up with Neezar (singer, actor, circus performer with Cirque du Soleil) to sing the crowd-pleasing Nobody Messes With My Baby. Choreography by The Contingency Plan is hot and sexy with much thrusting, rubbing and pelvic rolling.
On the serious side, playwright Thompson very subtly suggests we should all be living our own lives and, in the end, its all about love. Broken Sex Doll is not for everyone, but if you want to laugh all the way back to your condo (or, as they say in Europe, your condom), this ones right up your old alley.
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