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Teen Angst Night mines awkward years for laughs

Sara Bynoe specializes in bringing schadenfreude to the stage.
麻豆传媒映画writer and performer Sara Bynoe hosts the latest instalment of Teen Angst Night, Jan. 12 a
麻豆传媒映画writer and performer Sara Bynoe hosts the latest instalment of Teen Angst Night, Jan. 12 at the Fox Cabaret. Photo Jennifer Gauthier

Sara Bynoe specializes in bringing schadenfreude to the stage.

For 18 years, the 麻豆传媒映画writer and performer has invited scores of people to read their worst, most humiliating works of poetry from arguably their most formative 鈥 and vulnerable 鈥 years via Teen Angst Night.听

The end result is laughter, catharsis and some good, old-fashioned piss taking.

鈥淚 think the best laughs come from when you identify with things,鈥 Bynoe said. 鈥淚f you鈥檙e coming to this night, I think you鈥檙e already on board with the concept, so you will identify with different storytellers. Maybe there鈥檚 a bit of a teenaged healing.鈥

Slated for its next go-round Friday, Jan. 12, Teen Angst Night is pretty much exactly what the title suggests 鈥 bad poetry, song lyrics and diary entries written by people when they were between the ages of 10 and 19.

Outside of those age requirements, only two other rules apply: the work must be your own, and you can鈥檛 be proud of it.

鈥淧oetry should lift you up and enlighten you,鈥 Bynoe said. 鈥淭his is not that.鈥

Typically somewhere five and eight people read over the course of an evening, and timeslots are usually confined to five minutes. Bynoe says women typically veer into 鈥渂oy crazy鈥 diary entries, while men opt for regrettable party antics or the need for companionship. Women typically have much more material to draw on and invariably read more often than their male counterparts.

鈥淎 bunch of guys have told me, 鈥業鈥檝e destroyed everything.鈥 It seems like women are more likely to hold on to stuff,鈥 Bynoe said.

Teen Angst Night started in Calgary in 2000 and came about via two catalysts: Bynoe鈥檚 binder of poetry from high school, and lyrics from a friend who had dated musicians.

Together there was a treasure trove of terrible that eventually became Teen Angst Night鈥檚 first home: Bynoe鈥檚 pre-social media website, . Though no longer online, Bynoe was able to recover some gems from her past musings and they鈥檙e categorized like an early 2000s emo band discography: I am Alone (no one understands my pain poems), F*** You (you don鈥檛 understand me/I hate you poems), Life Sucks (and I want to die poems) and Breakups (I will never love again poems).

鈥淵ou can learn a lot about someone from how they react to this, because the people who come out and say, 鈥業 don鈥檛 get this, I never had angst,鈥 I worry about them,鈥 Bynoe said. 鈥淭hat person is going to have a midlife crisis and is overdue for some introspection.鈥

Teen Angst Night runs 7 to 10 p.m. on Friday at the Fox Cabaret. Tickets are 10 in advance, or $15 at the door. For info, see .

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