I canāt remember laughing so hard and being so unsettled at the same time ā in equal measure. In writing The North Plan, American actor/playwright Jason Wells was responding to his discovery of the Main Core, described in his words as, āa database system containing information on millions of American citizens marked for surveillance or detention. Evidence suggests that Main Core has been used often for unwarranted surveillance in the last decade or longer, suggesting that a ānational emergencyā is even more nebulous than most of us would have supposed.ā Bill C-51, anyone?
In the North Plan, enemies of the state ā indistinguishable from the politicians and bureaucrats theyāre ousting ā are simply taking over. There are no masks, no camouflage; theyāre dressed in suits and ties and they speak as if they have authority. Also, they carry guns. Confusion reigns. Nobody knows whoās in charge.
Anticipating the coup, Carlton Berg (Daniel Martin), a self-described āmid-level member of the State Department,ā put the Main Core on a zip drive and has a reliable journalist friend in Houston who could blow the whistle on the whole takeover. Carlton, however, has been locked up and is about to be ādisappeared.ā
In the adjoining cell is Tanya Shepke (Genevieve Fleming) who has turned herself in to the local lockup for drunk driving. Sheās a foul-mouthed, motor-mouth gal who thinks by turning herself in, she deserves a reward for taking a drunk (herself) off the road.
Chelsea Haberlin (who also directed the award-winning Killer Joe a few years ago) deftly directs for Upintheair Theatre in the basement of a newly renovated building in Chinatown. With clean concrete walls and floors and bright, bright lights, it feels like an interrogation room, which, in the play, it becomes. Haberlin is definitely an up-and-comer on the directorial scene.
These are terrific, energetic, fully committed performances: Allen Morrison (as Dale Pittman) and David Mott (Bob Lee) are a couple of āTwo Stoogesā types who phone someone higher up to ask, āAre we killing people now?ā In other words, is it OK to shoot Carlton? Theyāre so stupid, theyāre dangerous.
Paul Herbert is steady, solid Sheriff Swenson ā so real you think he or his clone may have caught you speeding on Interstate 5. Daniel Martin plays Carlton who just wants that zip drive to get into the right hands before millions of āartists, lawyers, gun ownersā are rounded up and killed.
Catherine Lough Haggquist is Shonda, the long-suffering cop whose job it is to watch prisoners Carlton and Tanya. And it isnāt easy because Tanya never shuts up.
If thereās a limited arsenal of f-bombs on the planet, Tanya uses them all up in the space of a couple of hours. Beautiful Genevieve Fleming is Tanya in tight jeans and red boots. At the end of the play, Fleming/Tanya has everyone cheering and laughing and woo-hooing. (Donāt tell Fleming what everyone knows: sheās too good for this town.)
Act 1 sets it all up. The audience moves to another room for Act 2. The pace, already brisk, cranks up and turns into farce: Tanya evading Pittman while heās on the phone; Shonda racing back and forth to the ladies room. All this while Carlton is being tortured although thick-as-a-brick Pittman explains heās not torturing Carlton, heās just āgetting information.ā
Words of warning: obscene language and lots of it; violence and gunshots. And donāt park in the adjoining parkade; it closes at 10 p.m. and costs 40 bucks to get a very nice man to open the gate.
The North Plan is smart, hilarious and disturbing. Mostly hilarious. Until you think about it.
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