THE CULTCH
, 1895 Venables
DICKENS WOMEN MIRIAM MARGOLYES: Miriam Margolyes (Harry Potter, Romeo + Juliet) portrays 23 of Dickens best-loved characters, revealing everything from the raucous humour of his characterisations to the darker, more sinister, aspects of his life and work. Nov. 15-Dec. 1.
LEO: The laws of gravity are made to be broken in this mind-boggling piece of physical theatre. Juxtaposes projected film and live performance. Dec. 4-15.
THE CHRISTMAS CAROL PROJECT: An enchanting, musical version of Dickens tale, The Christmas Carol Project blends classic literature and contemporary folk music. Brass Monkey Productions Juno-nominated folk musicians return for a third year. Dec. 16-18.
DON JUAN - A BOLD NEW ADAPTATION OF MOLIERES MOST SCANDALOUS COMEDY: Festooned with swordplay, seduction, andsong, the satiric tale follows theirresistiblerogue and defiant hedonistdown an unrepentant path to hellfire and brimstone. Peter Jorgensen and Simon Webb. Dec. 26-Jan. 26.
PACIFIC THEATRE
, 1440 W. 12TH
BRIDE ON CREDIT: Romantic comedy by writer/director Cara Cunningham featuring Alison Chisholm, Mary Jane Eden, Karyn Guenther, Shayna Jones, Richard Meen and Matthew Thiessen. A PT apprentice production. Nov. 14-17. $10 or pay-what-you-can Nov. 14.
SIDE SHOW: Improv comedy with a dash of chaos, featuring Peter n Chris. Theyll perform their Pick of the Fringe hit Peter n Chris Explore Their Bodies followed by family-friendly improv with PTs team of players. Nov. 22-24 at 8pm. $13.99-21.99.
THE LION, THE WITCH AND THE WARDROBE: CS Lewiss beloved tale, a dream so beautiful you remember it all your life, always wishing you could get into that dream again. Dec. 5-15.Tickets $17.99-$29.99
SHE STOOPS TO CONQUER: Romantic tomfoolery and mistaken identities abound in Goldsmiths classic comedy of manners. Ends Nov. 18 at the Stanley Industrial Alliance Stage. ArtsClub.com
DINNER WITH FRIENDS: Produced by Loretta Walsh and The Dirty Manhattan Equity Co-op, a Pulitzer Prize winning play aboutthe journey to find balance and truth in marriage and friendships. To Nov. 24 at Studio 1398 (1398 Cartwright). $26-$28 at BrownPaperTickets.com.
PRESENT LAUGHTER: A popular and pampered actor is busily preparing for an extended tour when his apartment is invaded by a beautiful but stage-struck youngster. When his wife, partners and numerous admirers arrive, he is hard pressed to escape an embarrassing and easily misinterpreted situation. With typical Noel Coward repartee and dazzling wit, he sidesteps complications and mounting confusion in this United Players production at Jericho Arts Centre (1675 Discovery), to Dec. 2. United Players.com
THE GOVERNMENT INSPECTOR: A provincial town is thrown into a Marx Brothers-like world of panic, greed and silliness when its bumbling elected officials learn that a government inspector is paying a visit. Nov. 15 - Dec. 2 (no shows Mondays.) Studio 58 at Langara College (100 W. 49th). Free to $24.70 at TicketsTonight.ca or 604-684-2787. Langara.BC.ca/studio-58
THE MEASURE OF A MAN: 麻豆传媒映画fashion columnist JJ Lee will read from a brand new stage adaptation of his award-winning memoir on Nov. 16 at 7:30pm. Also readings of Loretta Setos Deep Water (Nov. 18 at 2:30) and Minh Lys Ga Ting (Nov. 15 at 7:30pm). Produced by 麻豆传媒映画Asian Canadian Theatre at Moberly Arts & Cultural Cente. Free, but space is limited VACT.ca
THE LIFE GAME: A live biography told through improvisation that reminds us that every life, however ordinary, is extraordinary. Wednesday through Sunday, Dec. 5 16, 8pm, Studio 1398 (1398 Cartwright, Granville Island). $20 at the door or $17.50, TheLifeGameVancouver.com
THE WIZARD OF OZ: Carousel Theatre invites young audiences to join Dorothy and friends as they learn about courage, compassion, and the meaning of home in the beloved family musical,Dec. 7-Jan. 6 at Waterfront Theatre (1412 Cartwright). $15-$29 at CarouselTheatre.ca.
A CARPENTERS CHRISTMAS: Based on The Carpenters two Christmas albums and Christmas variety shows, the story of the Nativity is told through dramatic presentation, media, music at dance. Lisa Rock, Nick Anderson, Justin Boller, Amy Malouf, Ken McMullen, Dave Orlicz, and Micky York with Destino as the special guests. Dec. 22 at 7pm, Dec. 23 at 10:30am, Queen Elizabeth Theatre (649 Cambie.)
DANCE CENTRE
TheDanceCentre.ca or 604-684-2787 677 Davie
SOUTH ASIAN ARTS/STICKS N SKINS: An explosive performance of bhangra and percussive music for The Dance Centres popular Discover Dance! noon-hour series. Nov. 29, 12pm. $10-$12 at ticketstonight.ca.
SHAY KUEBLER:KAROSHI The Japanese phenomenon ofkaroshi death by overwork and the clash between extreme societal pressure and personal need inspire an ambitious and exciting work by Vancouvers Shay Kuebler. Physically explosive choreography, all-male ensemble, live taiko drumming and innovative video. Dec. 6-8, 8pm at Scotiabank Dance Centre (677 Davie). $22-$30 at ticketstonight.ca.
BALLET BC PRESENTS IN/VERSE: The North American premiere of A.U.R.A (Anarchist Unit Related to Art) by Italian choreographer Jacopo Godani and the world premiere by American choreographer Nicolo Fonte will be danced to the ETHEL string quartet recording of works by Mesinai, Zarvos and Lang. Ballet BCs Emily Molnar creates a full ensemble world premiere featuring her signature complex and sensual choreography, inspired by John Zorns Book of Angels. Nov. 22-24, 8pm at the Queen Elizabeth Theatre (649 Cambie). $22.25-$70 at Ticketmaster.ca.
BALLET BC PRESENTS CANADAS ROYAL WINNIPEG BALLET IN A MAGICAL HOLIDAY NUTCRACKER: Choreographed by Galina Yordanova and Nina Menon, with costumes designed by Paul Daigle, BC Ballets Nutcracker is set in turn of the 20th century Canada and presents a unique take on the sparkling Christmas tradition, featuring endearing Canadian scenes such as a hockey game and a battle on Parliament Hill at the Queen Elizabeth Theatre (649 Cambie). Dec. 14-16. $30.25-$87.75 at Ticketmaster.ca.
KAREN FLAMENCO: SNOW QUEEN: A journey sparked by evil and guided by love. Nov. 16-17. $45 at 604-629-8849.
DISNEY ON ICE: DARE TO DREAM: All your favourite princesses take to the ice with beauty, sparkle and spirit in the ultimate Disney Princess event. Nov. 21-25. $12-$75 at Ticketmaster.ca.
DANCE ALLSORTS 15THANNIVERSARY WITH VANCOUVER TAP DANCE SOCIETY: Accompaniedbylivejazzmusiciansinan unforgettablepercussiveconversationthatfeaturessyncopatedrhythmsandoverthetop stepsinrapidfiresuccession.Dec. 2, 2pm-3pm. at the Roundhouse (181 Roundhouse Mews). $5-$20 at door. NewWorks.ca.
DANCE ALLSORTS 15THANNIVERSARY WITH DANCERS OF DAMELAHAMID + RAVEN SPIRIT: Explore the connections between traditional story, dance and song, contemporary dance methodologies and image making. Nov. 18, 2pm-3pm at the Roundhouse. $5-$20 at door. NewWorks.ca.
TEJAS INTO THE LIGHT: Indian classical dance & music, food & friendship Nov. 17, 7pm. $20 at door (chai and samosas included). ShaktiDanceSociety.com.
AMALUNA: Cirque du Soleils mysterious island governed by Goddesses and guided by the cycles of the moon. Nov. 23-Dec. 9 at Concord Pacific Place (88 Pacific). $33-$104.50 from CirqueduSoleil.com.
RASTA THOMASBAD BOYS OF DANCE: Professional dancers from the Broadway stage, from Cirque du Soleil and finalists from So You Think You Can Dance. Centre for Performing Arts, Nov. 30-Dec. 1.
GOH BALLETS NUTCRACKER: A luminescent performance of the traditional ballet by Vancouvers young dancers. Tchaikovskys memorable score performed live by members of the 麻豆传媒映画Opera Orchestra. Dec. 19-22 at 7:30pm; Dec. 22 & 23 at 2pm, Centre in 麻豆传媒映画for Performing Arts.
12THWORLD KINDNESS CONCERT: Raises funds for educational programs that help kids deal with issues of violence, bullying and suicide across BC. Performers include Valdy, John Mann and Bill Henderson. Nov. 16. at the Centre for Performing ArtWorldKindnessConcert.com.
REBIRTH BRASS BAND: Nov. 17, 10pm. $22-$25. VancouverFanClub.ca
NIKKI HILL WITH MATT HILL BAND: Dec. 9. 6pm. $15-$18. VancouverFanClub.ca
CANDYE KANE BAND: Dec. 13, 6pm. $17-$20. VancouverFanClub.ca
BENJAMIN FRANCIS LEFTWICH: Nov. 16 at the Media Club (695 Cambie). $15 at MediaClub.ca.
RED HOT CHILLI PEPPERS: Nov. 17 at Rogers Arena. $56.40-$87.60 at Ticketmaster.ca.
JILL BARBER: A NIGHT OF HANK WILLIAMS AND OTHER CLASSICS: Nov. 25, 8pm at the Electric Owl (928 Main). $25-$27 at CapilanoU.ca/NSCUCentre or 604-990-7810.
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN AND THE E STREET BAND: Nov. 26, 7:30 pm at Rogers Arena. $85.15-$133.85 at Ticketmaster.ca.
BLACKIE AND THE RODEO KINGS: Nov. 27, 8pm at the Vogue Theatre (918 Granville). $35-$45 at NorthernTickets.com.
ECO-ARTS SALON: WILLY BLIZZARD: Nov. 28, 7pm at the Roundhouse. Eco-Arts-Nov-2012.eventbrite.com.
DELHI 2 DUBLIN: Nov. 30, 8pm at the Commodore Ballroom (868 Granville). $27.50 at LiveNation.com.
THE KILLERS WITH TEGAN AND SARA: Dec. 3 at the Pacific Coliseum. $32.85-$62.75 at Ticketmaster.ca.
CORB LUND: Dec. 13 at the Commodore Ballroom (868 Granville). $39.25 at Ticketmaster.ca.
CELEBRATION OF BC MUSIC: Chilliwack, Jim Byrnes, David Gogo, Shaun Verreauult, Steph MacPherson, Steve Dawson, Murray Porter, Terri-Lynn Williams Davidson, The Harpoonist & The Axe Murderer, Portage and Main, Cityreal, Tonye Aganaba & The Foundation, Dec. 7 at The Vogue in support of Music BC Charitable Foundations music education program. $30 or $75 VIP package. Tickets at NorthernTickets.com.
JESSE COOK: Dec. 15 at the Orpheum Theatre (884 Granville). $70.25-$80.50 at Ticketmaster.ca.
THE SHEEPDOGS: Dec. 19 and 20 at the Commodore Ballroom (868 Granville). $38.25 at Ticketmaster.ca.
LA TRAVIATA: Opera Pro Cantanti presents Verdis classic about frivolity, folly and faithful love. Nov. 18, 7pm, at Cambrian Hall (215 E. 17th). $18/12 from 604-340-8545 or ProCantanti.com
THE PIRATES OF PENZANCE: This colourful production featuresChristopher Gazeas the very model of a modern Major-General, internationally renowned mezzo-sopranoJudith Forstas Ruth, and in keeping with tradition updates to the songs and script that will tickle local audiences. Mr. Gaze will also direct the production. Dec. 1-9. VancouverOpera.ca.
MONTREAL SOPRANO KERRY-ANNE KUTZ AND DENIS BEDARD: Works ranging from the Baroque era to two world premieres, in the magnificent setting and acoustics of Holy Rosary Cathedral. The recital will be projected on a giant screen at the front of the church. Nov. 16, 8pm at the Holy Rosary Cathedral (646 Richards). $15-$20 at HolyRosaryCathedral.org.
VANCOUVER MENS CHORUS MAKING SPIRITS BRIGHT: Vignettes of childhood wonderment in surprising and delightful ways. Marvellous toys, Nutcrackers, and even Christmas tree tops come to life in song and dance. Dec. 6-10 at St. Pauls Anglican Church (Jervis and Pendrell). $30 at [email protected].
MPEG VESPERS: Pacifica Singers, the associate vocal ensemble of the 麻豆传媒映画Chamber Choirorganization, charts new territory with a multi-media choral concert that will unite modern film technology with Renaissance music in the candlelit sanctuary of St. James Anglican Church (303 East Cordova). Nov. 18, 7pm. VancouverChamberChoir.com.
ELEKTRA WOMENS CHOIR: What happens when Vancouvers premiere gypsy jazz band, Van Django, and Elektra meet over the music of Christmas? Traditional melodies, exquisite a cappella, and new arrangements. Dec. 1, 2pm (Queens venue United Church), 7:30pm (Ryerson United Church). $22-$28 at BrownPaperTickets.com.
VANCOUVER BACH CHOIRS EL NINO - A MODERN DAY MESSIAH: John Adams profoundly illuminating nativity oratoriofor the modern age, a poetic retelling of Christs birth from one of the worlds most vital and prolific living composers. Dec. 15, Orpheum Theatre (884 Granville). $25-$59 at VancouverBachChoir.com.
VANCOUVER CHAMBER CHOIR
FINDING THE STILL POINT: MUSIC FOR HEALING: Dedicated to the search for serenity and inner peace. Intimate masterpieces, beautiful programming surprises and calming Gregorian chant. Nov. 16, 8pm at Ryerson United Church (2205 West 45).
BRITTEN: SAINT NICOLAS WITH BEN HEPPNER: Tenor Ben Heppner sings the colourful Saint Nicolas cantata by Benjamin Britten. The companion piece for this joyous holiday concert is the vivacious Gloria by Vivaldi. Dec. 7, 8pm at the Orpheum Theatre (601 Smithe).
A DYLAN THOMAS CHRISTMAS: A CHILDS CHRISTMAS IN WALES: Read by Welshman Russell Roberts of Bard on the Beach. Illustrated with an all-new set of Christmas carols and songs arranged especially by Jon Washburn. Dec. 14 and 16 at Ryerson United Church (2205 West 45).
A DYLAN THOMAS F-A-M-I-L-Y CHRISTMAS: A shortened version recommended for families with children nine years of age and older. With 麻豆传媒映画Childrens Choir. Dec. 15, 3pm at Ryerson United Church (2205 West 45).
JOY: Marcus Mosely Chorale presents a Gospel Christmas Celebration with The Delisle Vocal Project. Dec. 7 & 8, 7:30pm, St. Andrews Wesley (1012 Nelson). $25 adults, $20 seniors and students.
A CHRISTMAS REPRISE: The 麻豆传媒映画Cantata Singers evoke the warmth, festive feeling, and pure emotional delight of the seasons in a matinee concert at Holy Rosary Cathedral, Dec. 22 at 2pm. Eclectic sampling of songs ends with Ave Maria. Tickets $18 at BrownPaperTickets.com, 604-730-8856 or at the door (if still available.)
SINGING THE SEASON: Chalice Choirs advent concert featuring Bachs Contata #63 with seasonal music and singalong. Dec. 2, 7:30pm, Unitarian Church of 麻豆传媒映画(949 W. 49th). $15.
VANCOUVER SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA
VancouverSymphony.ca or 604-876-3434
The Land of Smiles: Leh谩rs romantic, bittersweet tale of lost love. Nov. 15, 2pm, Orpheum. $38
VSO Chamber Players: Chamber music by Handel, Schumann, Prokofiev and a rare performance of music by Baroque composer Jean-Marie Leclair. Nov. 15, 7:30pm, Nov. 18, 2pm, Pyatt Hall, VSO School of Music. $35
The Bright Lights of Broadway: Tony-award winning Debbie Gravitte performs a collection of songs. Jeff Tyzik, conductor. Nov. 16 and 17, 8pm, Orpheum. $25-$88
BARENAKED LADIES: VSO accompanies the band as it sings some of its greatest hits, and some funky holiday favourites, with the band. Nov. 30, 8pm.
MUSIC OF THE MASTERS: Tchaikovsky, Mozart, Beethoven conducted by Tania Miller with Elina Vahala on violin. Dec. 1, 8pm, Orpheum; Dec. 3, 8pm, Bell Performing Arts Centre
HOLIDAY HOORAY: Let your music shine with Lisa & Linda childrens entertainers. Sing-along snow songs and Nutcracker Sweets! Featuring a brass trio. Dec. 7, 10am and 11:30am, 麻豆传媒映画Playhouse Theatre; Dec 8, 10am and 11:30am, Terry Fox Theatre.
AL SIMMONS: FESTIVE FRIVOLITY: Everyoneons in stitches, including the orchestra when this entertainer is on the stage. Dec. 9, 2pm, Orpheum
SYMPHONIC SHOWCASE: Accomplished young English conductor Mark Wigglesworth guideS the orchestra through Schuberts beautiful Unfinished Symphony and Bruckners mighty Symphony No. 7. DEC. 8 & 10, 8pm, Orpheum.
A TRADITIONAL CHRISTMAS: A beautiful evening of heartwarming Christmas music and carols, hosted by the inimitable Christopher Gaze. Dec. 13, 14, 15, 16, 19, 20, 21, various times and locations.
THE FOUR SEASONS: Acclaimed VSO Concertmaster Dale Barltrop reprises his Four Seasons performance of two years ago. Vivaldis timeless classic and Astor Piazzollas sensational, tango-flavoured The Four Seasons of Buenos Aires for Violin and Strings. Dec. 21 & 22, 8pm Chan Centre.
Vetta Goes Baroque: Telemanns Paris Quartet in E minor and CPE Bachs Hamburg Sonata with Michael Jarvis, harpsichord; Christie Reside, flute; Joan Blackman, violin; Jennie Press, violin; Tawnya Popoff, viola; Janet Steinberg, cello; Dylan Palmer, bass. Nov. 15 at 2pm, Nov. 16 at 8pm, West Point Grey United Church.VettaMusic.com
EARLY MUSIC VANCOUVER
The Galileo Project: Music of the Spheres, Nov. 23 at 8pm (TafelMusik.org.) $42 adult, $37 students & seniors, from Kay Meek Centre box office, 604-981-6335 (MEEK) or KayMeekCentre.com.
The Tallis Scholars Christmas Concert, Dec. 6 at 8pm. Framed by two brilliant settings of the Magnificat, features Lassus unforgettable Osculetur me, Arvo P盲rts particular world of intense simplicity and calm, and the joyous work of Praetorius. Chan Centre (6265 Crescent Rd., UBC).
The Bach Cantata Project: Festive Bach Cantatas for Christmas, Dec. 23 at 3pm. Selection of cantatas features natural horn, oboe damore, and four leading vocal soloists: Shannon Mercer, Laura Pudwell, Colin Balzer, and Sumner Thompson, under the expert direction of violinist Marc Destrub茅. Chan Centre. For this and Tallis Scholars, tickets $63/$48/$32 (students and seniors $3 discount), available at the Chan Centre ticket office, or from Ticketmaster.ca,1-855-985-ARTS (2787). Series tickets for all three performances at $151/$115/$77 (students and seniors $144/$108/$70) by calling 604-732-1610 or at EarlyMusic.bc.ca.
Music in the Morning: Colin Carr: J.S. Bachs suites for unaccompanied cello, with British cellist Colin Carr performing two of Bachs masterworks. Nov. 15 &16, 10: 30am at 麻豆传媒映画Academy of Music (1270 Chestnut). Students $16, seniors $33, adults $35. MusicInTheMorning.org.
WEST COAST SYMPHONY CONCERT FEATURES JOHANNES BRAHMS ANDCESK ZADEJA: TheTragic Overture and Symphony No. 2 in D Major by Johannes Brahms and a follow-up to the orchestras musical tour of Albania this past summer, Symphony No. 1 by Cesk Zadeja. Nov. 16, 8pm at Christ Church Catherdral (690 Burrard), Nov. 18, 2pm at West 麻豆传媒映画United Church (2062 Esquimalt). WestCoastSymphony.ca.
LUX/NOX MUSICA INTIMA AND PACIFICA BAROQUE ORCHESTRA: Musica intima and Pacific Baroque Orchestra join forces for an evening featuring works by early music composers such as J.S. Bach and Marc-Antoine Charpentier. Nov. 18, 2:30pm at St. Andrews United Church (1044 St. Georges). $10-$35 at MusicaIntima.eventbrite.ca.
BEETHOVEN CELEBRATION: VAMSO WITH GUESTS: All-Beethoven program featuring the VAM Symphony Orchestra performing the famous Symphony No. 9 with the 麻豆传媒映画Bach Choir and soloists from the 麻豆传媒映画Opera Young Artists Program. Three of VAMs successful alumni return: Naomi Woo (Piano; Yale University), Jonathan Chan (Violin; Guildhall School), and Jonathan Lo (Cello; Juillard School) performing Beethovens Triple Concerto for piano, violin and cello. Nov. 18 at the Orpheum Theatre (601 Smithe). $10 at VancouverAcademyofMusic.com.
ANCIENT MUSIC FROM THE TWENTIETH CENTURY: In celebration of Canada Music Week with piano students of Corey Hamm. Nov. 18, 7pm at Barnett Hall (6361 Memorial). Free.
SINKING OF THE TITANIC: Redshift Musics performance inside the 麻豆传媒映画Aquatic Centre (1050 Beach). Victorias Aventa Ensemble will perform British composer Gavin Bryars 1969 masterpiece. Dec. 4, 9pm. $10-$20 at BrownPaperTickets.com or at the door. RedShiftMusicSociety.org.
NIKKEI PLACE CRAFT & BAKE FAIR: Gorgeous traditional Japanese textiles, fun and funky contemporary items, as well as home baking. Nov. 17-18. NikkeiPlace.org
HOLIDAY CRAFT FAIR: Shop for beautifully crafted items from more than 60 talented crafters at the West End Community Centre (870 Denman), Nov. 24 & 25, 10am-4pm. Free. WestEndCC.ca
STRATHCONA WINTER CRAFT SALE: More than 35 local vendors offering a range of handmade items. $2. Proceeds benefit the Strathcona Childcare Centre. Nov. 24, 10am-5pm, Strathcona Community Centre (601 Keefer).
GOT CRAFT: This handmade market proves that craft doesnt have to be a bad word. Food lovers will be particularly delighted in booths that offer infused honey from local backyard hives, make-your-own cheese kits, Sticky Spoons homemade jams, and silk-screened aprons. Dec. 8-9 at the Croatian Cultural Centre (3250 Commercial). GotCraft.com
GREAT VANCOUVER CRAFT FAIR: More than 150 vendors and live entertainment and fun activities such as face-painting and a visit from Santa. Support the food bank with a donation of a canned food item. Dec. 15-16, Salt Building in Olympic Village. GreatCanadianCraft.jimdo.com.
DECK THE HALL FAIR: 50 outstanding local artisans will come together in the Historic Heritage Hall (3102 Main). Features prepared food including candy, gourmet preserves, salsa, chocolate, teas and fine crafts that include a great variety of jewellery, woodwork, photography, glasswork, knits, pottery, kid & baby stuff, also body care, shiatsu station $2; kids free. Dec. 1 and 2, 11am-5pm.
BOOK LAUNCH: ESCAPE TO GOLD MOUNTAIN: David H.T. Wong celebrates the launch of his graphic novel Escape to Gold Mountain. David Wong will give a short visual talk and presentation and then will take questions from the audience. Nov. 18, 2pm at Dr. Sun Yat-Sen Classical Chinese Garden (578 Carrall). EscapetoGoldMountain.com.
THE 28TH ANNUAL CHERIE SMITH JCCGV JEWISH BOOK FESTIVAL: Meet-the-author opportunities, literary readings and panel discussions, a foodie event, the annual book club event, writing and self-publishing workshops, childrens authors, film-screenings, and two onsite bookstores. Nov. 24-29 at Jewish Community Centre of Greater 麻豆传媒映画(950 West 41). JewishBookFestival.ca.
LUMINESCENCE AT THE VANCOUVER AQUARIUM: Gaze at a display of 100-plus origami jellyfish that light up when eels give off electric charges, and learn how sea creatures create and reflect light in the depths of the ocean. Dont miss the thrilling 4-D film The Polar Express, where youll feel the wind on your face, touch snow with your fingertips and smell hot chocolate in the air. Nov. 22-Jan. 22. VanAqua.org.
SANTALAND DIARIES: True confessions of an Macys elf bypopular humourist David Sedaris. From posts as Vomit Corner Elf to Water Cooler Elf to Cash Register Elf, Sedaris worked his way up the candy-cane ladder and lived to share his hysterical, behind-the-scenes anecdotes. Showcases the comic brilliance ofRyan Beil. Nov. 22-Dec. 22 at the Revue Stage (1601 Johnston). $25-$35 at ArtsClub.com.
ITS A WONDERFUL LIFE: George Baileys guardian angel swoops in to remind him that faith, hope, and family make life truly wonderful. Nov. 26-Dec. 29 at the Granville Island Stage (1585 Johnston). ArtsClub.com.
CANDYTOWN: New for this year, Christmas comes to Vancouvers Yaletown neighbourhood with this free, outdoor festival. The historic warehouse district will be transformed into a winter wonderland, complete with a 32,000-square-foot outdoor skating rink, reindeer petting zoo, horse-drawn carriage rides and more. Nov. 23-24. Yaletowninfo.com.
VANCOUVER CHRISTMAS MARKET: Named one of the worlds top 10 Spectacular Holiday Markets by Frommers, its an authentic Christkindlmarkt featuring traditional German crafts, cuisine and entertainment. A special childrens area gives youngsters the chance to make their own Christmas gifts and ride the childrens Christmas carousel. German bratwurst, Swiss raclette, brataepfel (stuffed baked apples) and schupfnudeln (German noodles)t. New this year is the X-mas Factor singing competition for the grand prize: a studio recording worth $10,000. Nov. 24-Dec. 23, 11am-9pm. $2-$5 at the door. VancouverChristmasMarket.com.
麻豆传媒映画Welsh Mens Choir: With select lower mainland School Choirs: White Rock Baptist Church, Nov. 30, 7:30 pm; Massey Theatre, New Westminster, Dec. 2, 2pm; Shaughnessy Heights United Church Vancouver, Dec. 6, 8pm, Dec. 8 8pm; Centennial Theatre, North Vancouver, Dec. 14, 8pm. Tickets $25, sr/student $22. VWMC.ca
HERITAGE CHRISTMAS AT BURNABY VILLAGE MUSEUM: Kids can meet Father Christmas, tour historical buildings and enjoy crafts, story time, Christmas baking, carolers and a festive scavenger hunt. Nov. 24-Dec. 14, Dec.15-Jan. 4 (closed Dec. 24-25). BurnabyVillageMuseum.ca.
BRIGHT NIGHTS IN STANLEY PARK: The Stanley Park holiday train winds through the forest past two million sparkling lights, while the aromas of hot chocolate, fresh popcorn and roasted chestnuts bring back festive childhood memories. Kids can also visit Santa in his living room at the train station. Nov. 29-Jan. 2 (closed Dec. 25). $6-$10 for train ride. Vancouver.ca
THE PEAK OF CHRISTMAS ON GROUSE MOUNTAIN: Grouse Mountains popular holiday attraction returns with a new theme: Reindeer Games. Guests begin their adventure by soaring 3,700 feet above the city aboard the Skyride, which has been transformed into a reindeer (complete with antlers and red nose). Visitors can meet real-life reindeer during a live comedy sketch at the wildlife habitat, take pictures at the reindeer photo board, participate in reindeer-themed crafts and get a reindeer tattoo. Nov. 24-Dec. 24, 9am-10pm. GrouseMountain.com.
WHITE CHRISTMAS: THE MUSICAL: An unforgettable musical about love and friendship. Based on the classic film, this tap-dancing delight brims with tunes including Blue Skies, Sisters, and the ever-popular White Christmas. Nov 29-Dec. 23 at the Stanley Industrial Alliance Stage (2750 Granville). ArtsClub.com.
ROGERS SANTA CLAUS PARADE: Marching bands, dance troupes and festive floats. Entertaining 300,000-plus spectators each year, the parade route begins at West Georgia and Broughton Streets and ends at Howe and Davie Streets. Dec. 2, 1pm. RogersSantaClauseParade.com.
CAROL SHIPS PARADE OF LIGHTS: More than 50 boats decorated with 100,000-plus twinkling lights can be seen gliding through Vancouvers waterways on peak evenings. The spectacle viewed from the shore is free, but the best experience is from the carol ships themselves, which carry more than 30,000 guests a season. Dec. 1-23. CarolShips.org.
CANYON LIGHTS AT CAPILANO SUSPENSION BRIDGE PARK: The entire park is lit up with hundreds of thousands of twinkling lights. Explore the forest and Treetops Adventure, in addition to decorating gingerbread houses, listening to seasonal music from a Christmas band, taking part in glass ornament blowing demonstrations and joining a kid-friendly scavenger hunt. View a dancing light display along the colour-washed cliff-face. New for this year, visitors can board a complimentary shuttle departing from Canada Place every hour on the hour. Dec. 1-Jan. 5 (closed Dec. 25), 4pm-9pm at Capilano Suspension Bridge Park (3735 Capilano Road). $12-$31.95, $65 (families). Capbridge.com.
A CHRISTMAS CAROL IN GAY APPAREL: Marley is a college girlfriend who visits Crooge many years later as a ghost. She admits to her own past homophobia and comes out. Her warning is followed by visits from the Ghosts of Lesbians Past, Present and Future. Its a parody mixed by sketch comedy by Leaping Thespians. Dec. 5-8 at 8pm with 4pm matinee Dec. 8 at Havana Theatre (1212 Commercial). $18 with special $10 tickets on Dec. 5. LeapingThespians.ca.
CHRISTMAS NUTS IV: The Comedy CompanyS fast-paced parodies a la Celine Dion, The 3.5 Tenors, Ziggy Sawdust, and lotsa politically incorrect sketches. Ideal for corporate and private functions. Dec. 5-9, Jericho Arts Centre (1675 Discovery). $18/$16, 604-224-8007, JerichoArtsCentre.com
KARAOKE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS TROLLEY TOUR: Grab a mic and lead the chorus on the 麻豆传媒映画Trolley Companys Karaoke Christmas Lights Trolley Tour. Outfitted with mounted karaoke machines and a holiday playlist, the trolley departs the 麻豆传媒映画Christmas Market at 6:30pm and winds through the streets of 麻豆传媒映画to Stanley Park for the Bright Nights light spectacle. Walk through Stanley Parks twinkling plaza, then hop back on the trolley to VanDusen Botanical Garden for Festival of Lights. Dec. 7-30 (closed Dec. 25), 6:30pm. $25-$40 at VancouverTrolley.com.
FESTIVAL OF LIGHTS AT VANDUSEN BOTANICAL GARDEN: The garden is transformed into a holiday wonderland with seasonal displays and more than one million sparkling lights wrapped around trees and trellises. Dec. 7-Jan. 1 (closed Dec. 25), 4:30pm-9pm. $7.75-$14.25. VanDusenGarden.org.
STELLARIA PRESENTS: MESSIAH UP CLOSE: George Friedrich Handels beloved oratorio, featuring 12 voices and string quartet. Dec. 8, 2:30pm-3:30pm at the Holy Rosary Cathedral (646 Richards), Dec. 9, 7pm-8pm at St. Marks Trinity Church (1805 Larch). Admission by donation.
WINTER HARP: Capture the spirit of the season, along with peoples hearts, for nearly two decades and remains the must-see ticket on the holiday calendar. Dec. 12-13, 7:30 pm at the North Shore Credit Union Centre, Dec. 16, 3pm and 7pm at the ACT in Maple Ridge and Dec. 22, 7:30pm at St. Andrews Wesley United Church. WinterHarp.com.
THE MAGIC OF SANTA: From dancing Christmas trees and rockin reindeer, a singing snow queen, and jovial Santa, join Emily on her enchanted journey as she searches for her very own Christmas wish. Dec. 21, 7pm, Dec. 22, 1pm, 4pm and 7pm at the Pacific Coliseum (100N Renfrew). $22.50 at Ticketleader.ca. TheMagicofSanta.com.
HEADS HANG HEAVY MOVEMBER MIXER: Celebrate Heavy Head Chris 35th birthday by raising funds for mens health ($2/ticket goes to Coastal Mental Health and the Movember Foundation). Nov. 16, 9pm, Kozmic Zoo (53 West Broadway). $10 at the door. HeadsHangHeavy.com.
ARTS FOR LIFE AUCTION: Unwrap your desires & indulge your passions in this popular benefit for the Friends For Life Society. A night of breathtaking performances, delectable bites and a dazzling collection of 80 artworks valued at close to $150,000 donated by Vancouvers top artists and galleries. Nov. 17, CBC Studio 40, 8pm.Tickets are $75 or $100 for Collectors Preview. Available at ArtForLife.net.
HARTS FOR THE HOMELESS: The Lookout Societys annual gala fundraiser is inspired by the people they help. Through circus, music, magic, stories, dance and art, the event highlights the deep sense of relief and hope that a stable, safe home provides. Nov. 23 at Coast Coal Harbour Hotel, 6pm. Tickets are $110 and available by calling 604-255-0340. For info LookoutSociety.ca or InTheHouseFestival.com
101 PRINTS GALA AND DRAW: Gourmet catering, handcrafted libations, live music, door prizes, and original prints. All funds raised support Malaspinas charitable programs. Emceed by Lisa Christiansen from CBC Radio. Nov. 30, 7pm at the Roundhouse (181 Roundhouse Mews). $40-$300. MalaspinaPrintMakers.com.
GLASS HIVE STUDIO FUNDRAISER FOR SALVATION ARMY: Hotdogs and hot chocolate by donation; 20% of Saturdays sales will also be donated. Drop off any good used clothing or furniture donations. The Glass Hive Studio is full of one of a kind Christmas gift ideas. Dec.1-2, 10am-4pm. TheGlassHive.ca.
Visit the calendar at WEVancover.com for more ideas of what to do this holiday season.
