This season has been pretty tough to watch for Canucks fans, but it's Christmas time, so it's time for a little positivity.
So here's our Christmas message to all you Bulies out there:
Merry Christmas, everyone!
Lyrics:
Oh Christmas Troy, oh Christmas Troy, how timely are your pinches.
Oh Christmas Troy, oh Christmas Troy, just five feet and nine inches.
The way you skate and walk the line
Think Johnny Cash would like you fine
Oh Christmas Troy, oh Christmas Troy, how timely are your pinches.
Oh Christmas Troy, oh Christmas Troy, such pleasure do you bring me
Oh Christmas Troy, oh Christmas Troy, e’en when the team’s not winning
This season has been terrible
But with you here, it’s bearable
Oh Christmas Troy, oh Christmas Troy, such pleasure do you bring me
Oh Christmas Troy, oh Christmas Troy, what would we do without you?
Oh Christmas Troy, oh Christmas Troy, how could we ever doubt you?
So good I have to pinch myself
You’re some kind of magic Christmas elf
Oh Christmas Troy, oh Christmas Troy, we’d be so screwed without you
Oh Tanev bombs, oh Tanev bombs, I wish that they existed
Oh Tanev bombs, oh Tanev bombs, instead your shots are wristed
Defensively, you’re beautiful
But your slap shot is so pitiful
Oh Tanev bombs, oh Tanev bombs, I wish that they existed
