The start of the NHL season is just around the corner, which means it鈥檚 also time for the start of the fantasy hockey season. For thousands of hockey fans, that means an incredibly important decision needs to be made. No, not who to pick in the first round of the draft: your fantasy team name.
Your fantasy team name is your chance to show everyone else in the league just how clever you are or, alternatively, how much you like dirty double entendres that are so obvious they may as well be single entendres. Or, in the case of my friend who named his team #SticksOutForHarambe, how much you love memes.
You might be struggling to name your own team, which is a bad sign for the season ahead. Studies show that the success of your fantasy season heavily correlates with the quality of your fantasy team name. That鈥檚 a Tru Fakt鈩�.
So here are 20 terrible Canucks-themed fantasy team names for your terrible fantasy team. If they don鈥檛 fit in the character limits of your chosen fantasy provider, that鈥檚 their fault, not mine.
1. I can鈥檛 believe it鈥檚 not Sutter
2. Paddington Baertschi
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4. And the horse you Rodin on
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6. Doamkin or Donotamkin; there is no Tryamkin
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9. Get fibre with Gud bran, son
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13. Gaunce with the Wind
14. Luca鈥檚 Pasta
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17. Spray Tanev
18. 鈥淟oui, Loui: Oh Baby,鈥� said Bob Cole
19. Gudbranson, Badbranson:
20. Get in my Bedler
